Okay, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons, we are turning...

Okay, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons, we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patients rooms. To sum up, floors two and four are no longer for one or two. Actually, there's still a bathroom on two, but then my joke wouldn't've worked.

Dr. Kelso

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Character:
Bob Kelso
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17: "My Life in Four Cameras"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes

Okay, Perry! That's it, it's over. The only act left to see is you firing that guy.

Dr. Kelso

Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. Relationships aren't always magically fixed in thirty minutes - you have to work on them.

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