House: Ooh, girl in the boys' bathroom. Very dramatic. Must be very important what you have to say to me.
Dr. Cuddy: Yesterday your patient's tumor was 5.8 centimeters. Today it's 4.6. How did that happen?
House: At a guess, I'd say "Dr. House must be really really good, why am I wasting him on hiccups?"
Dr. Cuddy: You also requisitioned 20cc of ethanol, what patient was that for? Or are you planning a party?