She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on a date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right...?

Andy

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Andy Bernard
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 18 Quotes

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass have been away on maternity leave. But now Tweedle Dumbass is back and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Megadesk was my own damn fault. But [sighs] I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about, is Megadesk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Megadesk.

Dwight

They say, that no man is an island. False. I am an island. And this island, is volcanic. And it is about to erupt, with the molten hot lava... of strategy.

Dwight