We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!

Caroline

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Skechers? How DARE you?

Caroline

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Those are not extensions!

Caroline

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Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!

Caroline

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Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?

Max

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Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?

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You go to France you eat snails, you come here you cry.

Max [about crying in Goodwill]

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I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.

Max

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Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!

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• Added: October 03, 2011