The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.

Caroline

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• Added: April 15, 2014

What, you can’t light a couple’s head on fire without it being about your ex-boyfriend?

Max

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Caroline: Well there’s no line on this form for “downstairs eyebrow” so I’m just going to list it as “home office.”
Sophie: Yeah, well, I do work out of it.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

So you want an obnoxious cake on a trust fund wearing an ironic t-shirt with HPV?

Max

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• Added: April 15, 2014

He doesn’t want to do the cake stuff. Well, I don’t want to do the butt stuff.

Claire

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Caroline: For the future, you cannot claim your weed dealer as a dependent.
Earl: I don’t know why, I’m very dependent on weed.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Han: It’s that time of year again.
Max: I’m so jealous. I can’t believe you only get your period once a year.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Who are what did you do to get this $20 tip?

Max

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• Added: April 15, 2014