2 Broke Girls Quotes
Those are not extensions!
Caroline
Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!
Caroline
Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?
Max
Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?
You go to France you eat snails, you come here you cry.
Max [about crying in Goodwill]
I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.
Max
Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!
These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.
Max
I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
Max
Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.
Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.
That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.
Earl
