2 Broke Girls Quotes
Caroline: I went to Starbucks and got you a coffee and bear claw
Max: A bear claw, awesome! I'll sit anywhere you want.
This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.
Max
I smiled, and bent over backwards giving them service all for a dollar and forty-seven cents? This makes me the lowest paid hooker in New York.
Caroline
I don't think life likes to be grabbed by the balls
Max
Max: You realize we're gonna have to give him something. Like flash a little boob. Something.
Caroline: I feel like Han's more like an ass man.
Max: Good point cause his head's right there.
I loved Vicky! She had no emotions and was empty inside. My role model!
Max
Caroline: Did you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?
Max: Good point. Move out tonight!
Max: Did Wile E. Coyote just come into the diner?
Caroline: No, but my ex-boyfriend did.
Max: Mip mip.
Caroline: Max, how could you not know that? That's the first thing my father taught me about finance.
Max: Where? At Embezzle U?
What was that Road Runner move you just pulled? There's still a smoke outline of your body hanging in the air out there.
Max
Caroline: What's the interest rate on your credit card?
Max: Dunno. My interest rate in this conversation is zero.
Caroline: Was your childhood based on the novel Push by Sapphire?
Max: I wish
