Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.


I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.


I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you.


Eugene: What's your handicap?
Paul: Oh I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

I hate to be the stereotypical man, but this is my home and I wanna wear this blouse.


Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.


It's an old Parcell family recipe, but I like to replace the Union soldier meat with boiled potatoes.


How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.


Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas. We get it Aunt Alice. You're a sheep.


Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.


I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.


30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
Liz: Sandwiches?