I really hope that's the closest I'll ever get to 127 hours.

Annie

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• Added: March 11, 2013

It's bad enough to be defined as a divorcee, but a two time divorcee? I can't handle that.

Naomi

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• Added: March 11, 2013

Naomi: I can't believe you brought that homeopathic tea with you, that's so stupid.
Adrianna: It's kind of addictive.

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• Added: March 11, 2013

No, no tea. I'm not some pathetic hippie dippie failure.

Naomi

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• Added: March 11, 2013

Biggest red flag? She hasn't even been plucking her eyebrows.

Annie

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• Added: March 11, 2013

You are literally sleeping with the enemy.

Navid [to Liam]

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• Added: March 11, 2013

That's my faux bro, gettin' it started early.

Dixon

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• Added: March 11, 2013