Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 15: "Fire " Quotes
I can tell you I didn't do this, because as someone who wanted to be a firefighter, I hate fires. They sicken me. I want to fight them.
Melissa
The Schemmenti's have a rich history in firefighting. Also fighting fighting
Melissa
I lost three precious diamonds in the fire, and a Ferrari. Not sure if the time is right, but I think we should talk insurance.
Mr. Johnson
Janine: Wait, but that's Barbara's shawl and Barbara's candle. Oh my God, someone's trying to use cashmere and Jesus to blackmail Barbara!
Melissa: You mean, frame?
Janine: Semantics.
Jacob: Can I offer you a carrot cookie for your Abbott journey?
Ms. Janet: It's late morning and the container is completely full. I'll pass.
Accident, Schmaccident. I smell arson. Ask any of my exes. It's always arson. I blame Waiting to Exhale
Mr. Johnson
Also, I wanted to add that I never listen to Chaka Khan's Through the Fire when it comes up on my Pandora radio station. I'm Every Woman, not a pyromaniac.
Barbara
You are not a principal, Gregory. You are but a child.
Barbara
Fire Chief: Can anyone tell me the three leading causes of fires in school?
Mr. Johnson: The C.I.A!
Fire Chief: No.
Mr. Johnson: Too close to the truth huh?
Barbara: If we were to blab every time life got hard, we would be--
Melissa: --Janine
You know, sometimes Ms. Howard gets scared and upset too. And that's ok. Ok?
Barbara
Ms. Janet: You know if you want, I can write you a day off.
Barbara: A day off? For what?
Ms. Janet: A day off because you might need it. Or just want it.
Barbara: I have only ever taken the day off because I was sick, or a vacation... once to get my hair done, but it was an emergency. Kirk Franklin was in town--with the family.
