Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 17: "Mural Arts" Quotes
Hey, is that seat taken? Cause I can stand -- it builds chairacter.
Janine
Ava: You know if yall need to warm up my apartment can use a fresh coat of Benjamin Moore.
Mural artist: Uh, we only paint murals.
Ava: Okay, well paint an eggshell blizzard on my wall.
Keep me updated. This the type of excitement I need in my life. You a dork, but you messy girl.
Erica
Mr. Johnson: Legacy is important. That's why my picture is hanging on the Wall of Flame for eating 50 spicy chicken wings at Wing Bowl.
Janine: Wait a second. That is you up there? I always thought that was Michael Jordan.
Mr. Johnson: I get that a lot. The only difference between that MJ and this MJ is I can hit a curve ball.
Barbara: They take our funding. Not to mention all the private money from wealthy donors with ulterior motives!
Ava: Weird cash swirling around? Don't threaten me with a good time?
Janine: I'm going to go to Bonetown with Mo and then I'm gonna break up with him.
Gregory: Well, that seems like too much information and kind of cruel.
Janine: I know, but I figure if I got to do this, I may as well be full of meat and covered in sauce.
Gregory: Oh you mean the Barbeque restaurant?
Ava: Did you get those paint samples that I sent you for my bedroom? I think it's sexy but dangerous.
Artist: Again, we do not do private residences. We're a non-profit.
Ava: Who said I was gonna pay you?
