I still can't believe this thing is here. On Earth.

Jemma

Coulson: This is not Ward.
Daisy: Sure is creepy like Ward.

We think Ward's body was possessed, for lack of a better word, by It. The creature.

Jemma

Hive: I thought it was time.
Malick: Time for what?
Hive: To reveal my true self.

Daisy: With Mack on bed rest, we could use the extra muscle.
Coulson: He's the only one with extra muscles.

Lincoln: I never saw the original Terminator.
Coulson: You're off the team.

You're hurting my brain.

May

He is risen! What an improvement! Last time I saw you, you looked like an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

Malick

Jemma: I just feel guilty. All the time. How do you make it stop?
May: You don't. You use it, channel it.
Jemma: Is that what you're doing?

For all the miseries endured to rescue helpless, little Agent Simmons.

Jemma

Thank you Nerd Herd, I'm going to go call Coulson.

Daisy

Two friends I was closest to, they just got transferred. For good.

Mack

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.