Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Quotes
Daisy: How could I split the world apart? My powers aren’t that strong! I am not that strong.
Deke: Maybe not yet, but you will be.
Daisy: And how do you know that?
Deke: Because Planet Earth went from smooth to chunky, and Quake is the one who did it!
Daisy: And you don’t think I’d *remember* that?
Deke: Well, actually not, according to the multiverse theory…
Coulson: I’m thinking I may have been wrong to trust Grill!
Yo-Yo: This is what you call an understatement, no?
So this is the business you’re protecting? Your creepy opium den of fantasy?
Daisy
You should see your “Go!” face in slow motion!
Yo-Yo
Time is strange. Somewhere out there, [Fitz] is still fighting. But from our reference point, he’s lived his life. Or not.
Simmons
Well, I’m a biologist, but, sure, I can invent time travel. Just give me a minute.
Simmons
No reason to send a message back to Earth… we’re already here....
Simmons
Simmons: Magic is just science we don’t understand yet!
Mack: Oh, please! We just got zapped through space by Stonehenge, and we’re trying to rule out the involvement of a flame-headed demon from East LA! Science, my ass!
Virgil: Don’t be crazy, you’re not here to save *me*!
Coulson: Who, then?
Virgil: Humanity!
So SHIELD doesn’t have a space division called SPEAR or something? Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon!
Yo-Yo
Mack [to Coulson]: Look, I’m just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the-art robotic hand if you don’t have it on you when you’re kidnapped by Martians?!
Yo-Yo: Looks like he’s got both hands to me.
Mack: It’s just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. I mean, it should’ve been a hook! At least you can stab things with a hook!
Coulson: I thought I was gonna be arrested!
Yo-Yo: So, wait. That one doesn’t have the blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
Coulson: First of all, I’m not Inspector Gadget! And second of all, the authorities would’ve confiscated it! Prison’s bad enough without being down an appendage!
Mack: First rule of Boy Scouts is “Always come prepared!”
Simmons: Okay. Alright. Any idea which *part* of space we’re in?
Coulson: Uh… outer?
