You got a lot to celebrate. Your son's gonna avoid jail time, even though he beat a kid with a two-by-four. Even though he clubbed him in the skull when he was down on his knees. That boy of yours got off with probation. Lot to celebrate.

Del

Del: You're a fuckin' moron, you know that? There are times you need to walk away.
Billy: I did walk away.
Del: You didn't do a very good job.

Grace: [downs her champagne] I love New York.
Del: Who knew the Finger Lakes could bring so much pleasure?

Del: I should shut you down for sellin' this crap.
Chloe: I've got some rubbers in the drawer. You want to buy those, too?
Del: Your dad would have smacked you for that.

Del: [reading] Finger Lakes Valley New York champagne Sparkling Wine. What the fuck you givin' me. I thought you had the French stuff.
Chloe: The French stuff moved to France. You're lucky I didn't just shoot some Fresca into chardonnay and tell you it was champagne.
Del: I'm tryin' to make a good show in here.
Chloe: So keep your mouth shut and pour. She's gonna be impressed by the green bottle and gold foil.

Isaac: Why are you friends with me?
Del: You're the only person left who makes me feel like I'm worth anything.

Steve: You huntin' out of season again?
Del: Not answering that question, but, to be clear, there are no seasons on my property. Nobody tells me what to do on my own land. I'm a good shot; I'm not gonna kill anybody. And if I did, they'd be on my property.
Steve: I'm going to forget we had this conversation.
Del: Don't forget all of it. Don't be takin' a sunset stroll on my land, especially not in a deer costume.

American Rust Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Isaac: Why are you friends with me?
Del: You're the only person left who makes me feel like I'm worth anything.

Steve: You huntin' out of season again?
Del: Not answering that question, but, to be clear, there are no seasons on my property. Nobody tells me what to do on my own land. I'm a good shot; I'm not gonna kill anybody. And if I did, they'd be on my property.
Steve: I'm going to forget we had this conversation.
Del: Don't forget all of it. Don't be takin' a sunset stroll on my land, especially not in a deer costume.