American Woman Season 1 Episode 5: "Adam" Quotes
Alan: You know, Diana, if I was attracted to women, I bet it would be to someone like you.
Diana: Gee, Beav, that's sweet of you to say.
Diana: So how did you figure it out?
Alan: What? That I was gay?
Alan: [laughs] It all started with Wally Cleaver.
Alan: I couldn't stop thinking about Wally Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
Diana: Come on.
Alan: It's true. I thought about him all the time, and sometimes I kissed the TV.
Diana: Sounds romantic.
Alan: You can't choose who you love.
She saw you on the porch and. God. This is stupid. She saw you on the porch, and she said you're a homosexual. Oh my.Diana
Bonnie: So. Am I your muse?
Adam: You're my inspiration. You'll be my muse when somebody buys it.
Kathleen: You need to untangle your tingle.
Bonnie: I don't know what you're saying.