Alan: You know, Diana, if I was attracted to women, I bet it would be to someone like you.
Diana: Gee, Beav, that's sweet of you to say.

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Diana: So how did you figure it out?
Alan: What? That I was gay?
Diana: Yeah.
Alan: [laughs] It all started with Wally Cleaver.
Diana: What?
Alan: I couldn't stop thinking about Wally Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
Diana: Come on.
Alan: It's true. I thought about him all the time, and sometimes I kissed the TV.
Diana: Sounds romantic.
Alan: You can't choose who you love.

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She saw you on the porch and. God. This is stupid. She saw you on the porch, and she said you're a homosexual. Oh my.

Diana

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Bonnie: So. Am I your muse?
Adam: You're my inspiration. You'll be my muse when somebody buys it.

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Kathleen: You need to untangle your tingle.
Bonnie: I don't know what you're saying.

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