Smurf: Hey, what do you think of this house?
Andrew: It's big.
Smurf: Yes it is big. It's kind of perfect for us. You know why? You're going to have a little brother. You're going to have a little brother! We're all going to live here together. We're going to do what we do. We're going to have so much fun. What do you think?
Julia: Is Jake the daddy?
Smurf: Does it matter? What do you think about having a little brother? You're going to help me take care of him, right? You're going to protect him just like you protected me. Huh? You'll do that for me, won't you baby? Yeah? I know you will.

Deran: Welp, may we all get what we want...
Cody Boys: And never what we deserve!

J: He took Pete's eye out.
Craig: Jesus!
Pope: I reminded Pete not to break the rules. Alright, let's get the table set. It's time for dinner.

If I knew it was going to go down like this, I would've passed out breath mints.

Pete

Cop: Sergeant, we got an ID, it was in a suitcase that was tossed in with her.
Sergeant: Catherine Bellane.
Cop: Looks like she's from Oceanside.
Sergeant: Nice to meet you, Catherine.

Pope: When'd you put this up?
J: A while ago. I always wanted to put a picture of my mom up, but Smurf would've taken it down.

Jake: You're the Queen of Oceanside, huh?
Smurf: I'm just tired of doing shitty jobs. We need to think bigger.

We did a job together. Then we have dinner together. That's how we do it.

Pope

You give us our share of the coke money by the end of the week, or I'm going to come back and take pieces of you until there's nothing left!

Pope

Pope: You stole from us. You lied. You think that can stand?
Pete: Smurf's gone. Things are different. You know it, too. Your shit's loose.

We could've went to Disneyland, but we can't because you made a mistake. It's okay, baby. It's okay that you made a mistake. Just don't do it again.

Smurf

Smurf: So you got caught.
Jake: Come on, Janine.
Smurf: What happened? So it was you.
Jake: Jesus, Janine.
Smurf: Both of you, inside now.
Jake: Do you gotta be like that?
Smurf: Excuse me?
Jake: You're the reason they did i tin the first place. We have money. Why are you making them lift wallets?
Smurf: I have them do it for practice.
Jake: Don't you want something better for them?
Smurf: What's wrong with what we do?
Jake: Nothing, for us, but you should want something better for them.

Animal Kingdom Quotes

Craig: I guess we're Lutheran. Who knew?
Daren: It must have been the cheapest.

Your mom just died, man. It's a free pass.

Baz