Archer: You have a potato?
Malory: What is this? Christmas?

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• Added: February 16, 2012

Krieger: Coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter and preferably fair trade.

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• Added: February 16, 2012

So once again you're left with the class Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

Malory

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• Added: February 16, 2012

I bet i wont even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.

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• Added: February 16, 2012

Unless it was the creepy old people bondage sex police, why would anyone break in here and shoot him?

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• Added: February 16, 2012

Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.

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• Added: February 10, 2012

That was for Pearl Harbor!

Malory

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• Added: February 10, 2012

Black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O'Neil was a car.

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• Added: February 10, 2012

Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.

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• Added: February 10, 2012

Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.

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• Added: February 10, 2012

Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?

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• Added: February 10, 2012

Archer: And I got to complete my life long dream.
Malory: Meeting Mr. Green Jeans?

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• Added: February 02, 2012