Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 4 Quotes
You can lie, but your boner can't.
Lana, this isn't entirely about race.
You really spent your entire inheritence on the poors?
Cheryl
I'm Randy Magnum, local Emmy-winning cameraman and nationally ranked pro kite surfer.
Sterling
Great, the world's first DSVUI.
Lana
Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.
That's why she hijacked his helicopter? Talk about rich people problems...
Look, auditory hallucinations aren't going to make you any less delicious.
Pam [to "crab"]
Hairy navel. It started as a fuzzy, but I'm calling this vacation.
Archer: Are you kidding, I didn't even let [Woodhouse] go to his own brother's funeral.
Lana: Was he crushed?
Archer: He probably would have been if I told him about it.
Lana: Thank you for making me carry your bag through customs.
Woodhouse: No, thank you.
Something about nukes in Pakistan. Or one of the 'akistans.
