Archer Season 4 Quotes
Are you shitting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?
Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rim job.
Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.
Sorry, that's just a sympathy boner.Sterling
Sterling: If you don't want to see two robots smashing each other with cop cars and shit as they fight each other through the streets of Manhattan...
Krieger: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
Shorty over there has a club with lumps on it. Kicking it old school Bedrock style.
Ron: Who the hell is going to sneak in from Canada?
Archer: Arctic wolves?
One of carbon's many oxides.
My third biggest fear. He brings home a whore and says "we're married." Oh and the whore has bangs.Malory
Read a book between bi-annual suit case robbings.
Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
Sterling: I have an El Camino.
Ron: Oh so you're all set. That will hold way more hispanics and lawn mowers.