Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 4 Quotes
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks...
Lana
Clean the secretly gay for Lucas Troy out of your ears.
Cheryl
Maybe I would if I had a peer in this whole building.
Malory
Maybe you can shut your dick holster.
Pam
First of all, it's Dr. I'll Solve Your Ant Problem.
Krieger
Malory: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap.
Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin! For the last time assholes, my name is....Shazam! How do you not remember that show?
Ray: To reiterate, I am paralyzed!
Cyril: Well, join a support group.
Malory: For who? Crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche.
Archer: Did you just say Gay G B?
Cyril: Aww...do you think it's the mustache?
Ray: It's not helping.
Give it time. This isn't the Flintstones. We can't just wang him in the head with a frying pan!
Krieger
Archer: Oh my God!
Lana: What?
Archer: Michael Gray - was Billy Batson on Shazam!
Lana: Have you ever heard of ISIS?
Archer: From the Shazam/Isis Hour TV Show?
