Archer Season 4 Quotes

I don't think he's even on this floor, but idiot Bret still managed to get shot.

Pam: Should I wash my hands?
Kriger: Eh, I didn't.

The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.

Lana

Krieger: Do you ever want to walk again?
Gillette: No, because this way I never have to buy new shoes.
Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?

Gillette: Yes, I piss and shit in a bag.
Krieger: Me too!

Ray: Blow me.
Sterling: Why? You couldn't feel it.

Now it requires literal leg work, Ray. Like walking and maybe running. But hopefully not running because I'll be in brand new shoes.

Ray

Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?

Wait, does Vermont have liquor stores? It has to. It sucks there.

Sterling

Predator only hunts in tropical jungles.

Bros before apparent threats to national security.

Sterling

I will hire Kenny Loggins to play an acoustic sense while I slap some sense into you.

Sterling

Archer Season 4 Quotes

Ray: Ooh! Here's an idea. Why don't you just saw your God damned head off?
Cyril: Geez. What's up your butt?
Ray: Nothing is up my butt, Cyril. Oh, or maybe there is. I wouldn't know because I'm paralyzed from the waist down and it's Archer's fault!
Krieger: Uh, gettin' some mileage out of that, huh?

Malory: Duly noted and disregarded. And I expect you to be totally convincing.
Lana: As the damsel in distress? Have you ever met a woman less damselly?
Malory: Pam.

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