Ash: Holy hacksaw, that's a little me!
Natalie: That is yours?
Ash: Yeah, well it's not like I had sex with Ruby, but look at it. Look at the eyes, and the chin, and that little saw. What is that dastardly Ruby up to now!?

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You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!?

Ash

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Pablo: How about a ride on the Pablo-stache Kelly?
Kelly: You're not tall enough!

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You made it Pablito. But your journey, is far from over.

Brujo

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Holy CIA., Ruby's been surveilling my ass for decades! She could have killed me anytime, anywhere.

Ash

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Brujo: You will accomplish what none have before. You will have span between two realms. One foot in the underworld, the other on the earthly plain. You, Pablo, will become: El Brujo Especial.
Pablo: Wait, isn't that the name of a beer?

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I'm ready to become what I was born to be.

Pablo

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Kelly: I thought I lost you, for real this time.
Pablo: Shit, where's Ash!?
Kelly: Wow, okay!

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• Added: March 20, 2018