Ash: Pablo, I hope your uncle can help us out, because me no likey being responsible for everything bad.
Pablo: Ahh. Yeah. Me no likely, either.

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Pablo: What's up with your radio?
Ash: Nothin'. Like any high quality automobile, you just have to hit the dash a few times.

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Pablo: I was just trying to find myself outside of this place. You know, I wanted to do great things. Instead I ended up working at the Value Stop.
Ash: Hey! You were in the electronics department! That's the big time.

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Whoa! I got two hands. Brujo, I need two beers!

Ash

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I've always wanted to spend some time in a city so nice they named it Jacksonville.

Ash

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