Linda, from the moment I saw you I realized, that you were one of the only Linda's for me.

Ash

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• Added: October 28, 2016

Baal/Marge: You got five, sugar.
Ash: Oh I got eight, but I know how to make it feel like five.

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• Added: October 28, 2016

Hey good lookin'. You here to break me out or break me in?

Ash

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• Added: October 28, 2016

Okay, uhh...obviously I know exactly what's going on but, for the sake of these people, maybe you should explain.

Ash

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• Added: October 28, 2016

Hey! He's not "the Mexican" okay? He's Pablo. "Pablo the Mexican."

Ash

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• Added: October 28, 2016

You think your precious Jefe is going to be the savior of humanity? You get to watch me break him.

Baal

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• Added: October 28, 2016

Okay, clearly the demon is inside of this walking penis. Just give me the gun, I'll take care of it, we'll go or pancakes.

Ash

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• Added: October 28, 2016