Pablo: Look at him. Man, that care has been with him through thick and thin, war and peace. I mean look at him.
Kelly: I mean, it didn't even have a CD player.
Pablo: True that.

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• Added: October 16, 2016

You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can't fart without tripping over that thing, and I fart a lot!

Ash

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• Added: October 16, 2016

Ash: What the rice and beans is he doing here?
Brock: What the rice and beans are you doing here?
Ash: Hey, it's my question!

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• Added: October 16, 2016

You are Ash Williams. Demon hunter, Deadite slayer, friend, hero...and Jefe.

Pablo

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• Added: October 16, 2016