Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 1 Quotes
Everybody dies here, it's just the rules. Death, taxes, more death. And I don't pay taxes, so it's just death.
Pablo: I'm tellin' ya, if you gotta pee, you should just pop a squat, 'cause we're lost.
Kelly: Alright. Thanks boy scout.
Wow. Last time I was here I was hopin' to get laid. Didn't quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. Fun weekend.
Hey, just so you know, each of you has a special place in my heart. Good job staying alive. Keep it up. Amen.
What's out there knows you're alive, and it wants you to be unalive.
Amanda: You think there's another exit door?
Ash: No. But I'll say yes just to keep hope alive.
That's right. We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we're keeping Michigan moist.
Kelly
Amanda: You think THIS is the right time to be hitting on me?
Ash: Hey, there's no bad time. I'm old school, baby.
Amanda: Oh, you're old somethin'.
Amanda: This guy's behind everything.
Ash: That's an overstatement.
Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?
Kelly: OK, you just tell me how, exactly, did I try to do all of that to you.
Pablo: You tried to seduce me and get me to smoke weed out of a shotgun.
Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!
Skeleton
