Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 1 Quotes
Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!
Ruby: Oh Ash. Do you really think I want you and your little friends to die?
Ash: Yyyyes.
Ruby: No. I just want things to go back to the way they were when The Dark Ones ruled over evil forces on earth.
Ash: Well, I just want to bang Maryanne from Gilligan's Island, but that ain't gonna happen.
Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone...is me.
Amanda, whenever you think about us, you might want to forget this part!
Gaaah! Creepy kid.
Deadite Amanda: Pucker up and give me a kisssss...
Ash: Fat fuckin' chance!
Ruby: You say one more dumb thing...
Ash: I'm gonna say a lotta dumb things!
Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that will feel weird.
Ruby: Ash, you have carried this burden for 30 years. Isn't it time for someone else take the load?
Pablo: Just let her carry your load, Jefe!
Ash: Man, makin' decisions is so hard.
Pablo: Let's look on the bright side! Were balls deep in this shit. There's nowhere TO go, but up!
Of course I know what I'm doing. I wrote this book.
Ruby
Ruby: You put a chainsaw on your stump? Congratulations.
Ash: It's a lot harder than it looks. How many other people you know have a funtioning chainsaw on their arm?
