Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 1 Quotes
Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?
Shoot first, think later. Or don't think at all. Yeah! Shoot first think never!
Brujo: The demon is taunting us by slowly and painfully killing the host right in front of our eyes. The only choice we have is to kill her quickly or let him tear her apart right in front of our eyes!
Pablo: Or give the demon another host.
Ash, this demon is never coming out and you know it. There is only one way to put an end to all this.
Kelly
This is shitty! I mean, I feel like I'm the soux chef of his exorcism kitchen. Oh man. exorcisms are the worst.
Pablo
Ash: Pablo, I hope your uncle can help us out, because me no likey being responsible for everything bad.
Pablo: Ahh. Yeah. Me no likely, either.
Pablo: What's up with your radio?
Ash: Nothin'. Like any high quality automobile, you just have to hit the dash a few times.
I've always wanted to spend some time in a city so nice they named it Jacksonville.
Whoa! I got two hands. Brujo, I need two beers!
Pablo: I was just trying to find myself outside of this place. You know, I wanted to do great things. Instead I ended up working at the Value Stop.
Ash: Hey! You were in the electronics department! That's the big time.
Ash: OK, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo: OK. You know I'm not Mexican, right?
Ash: That's the spirit. Sit tight, watch the wheels, be back in jif.
Lionel: The book itself is harmless, unless wielded by someone very evil or someone very stupid.
Ash: OK. Let's say some really cool guy read from the book by mistake, and summoned something from way back, and now he just wants to put it back, no harm, no foul?
