Mr. Roper: Are you really going to use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
Ash: I am.
Mr. Roper: OK. Look, you retard. And I can say retard because my gardner is a huge one. I know all about you. You think you can't get fired 'cause you have seniority? Ha ha ha. OK, technically you're correct, but that doesn't mean I have to help you.
Ash: So, to be clear, that's a nay nu on the paycheck?

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Kelly: Who are you? You seem so...different.
Ash: I told you it would cross your mind.

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