Christine: Jamison? If that's you playing another one of your pranks I will be forced to tell you mo- My Lord and Savior! You've chosen me! What an unusual-looking angel of his mercy. Not at all what I expected, but no matter. You heard my prayers, and you are here to rid me of that evil teacher Jonas.
Creature: I am here to serve.

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Tearjerker: Let all those tears out my miserable lovelies. And I'll tell you why you can't stop crying... because you're excellent party guests!
Girl: I know this monster's disgusting, but is he also kinda sexy? Like a sexy daddy who deals party drugs?
Tate: Gross, but yes exactly!

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Brutus: Look, I can't make you stay. Rule number 6795c. But you should know, the thing that has your friend is called the Tearjerker and it targets literally that cries for any reason at all.
Astrid: We gotta go. Let's go.

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Astrid: What Spell?
Brutus: Oh you know, the one where you were standing 7.263 feet from each other. The copper, the fir tree bark, and the _____ when you were howling your intense pain at the moon. "aahhhhh"
Lilly: And then we said "we want you all to evaporate" backwords!
Brutus: What? No, no, only the stuff that I said.
Astrid: Why are we listening to this lunatic?
Brutus: And you really should've known better than to do it on the third Sunday of the ninth month during the pink moon! Come on.

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• Added: January 25, 2022