Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.

Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

Ming

I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.

Sadie

My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.

Jenna

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.

Ming

Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.

Wanna see my penis?

Mason

Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.

Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.

Jenna

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna