Awkward Quotes
The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.
Ming
Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.
I think we lost Ming to the Far East.
Tamara
Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.
I don't wanna go down. I've been there, one minute you're on top of the world, and next, you're butt-popping Meth in an abandoned warehouse with a guy named Rooster.
Valerie
One way or another shit gets out!
Tamara
Himore was trying to stop us from letting us park our cars in the visitor spaces, that bitch had to go.
Becca
Kevin, I wrote that letter to Jenna.
Lacey
He sexted me a picture of his hands with a note that said "we miss you."
Tamara
If I were a paranoid person I would think you're trying to avoid me.
Lacey
Matty didn't even flinch he just jet-ski'd past his heartache.
Tamara
