Awkward Quotes
Dear prudence what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.
Tamara
Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.
Julie
Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.
Valerie
Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.
Sadie
We’re like a mile from the beach. There are shacks owned by children who sell chiclets with a better view than this fleabag.
Sadie
Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.
Finally, Jesus. Ugh, you brought little bitch?
Aly
Live it up laugh it up bitches!
Lissa
So, should we fuck like animals?
Lissa
Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.
Sadie
Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.
Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.
Sadie
