Awkward Season 1 Quotes
The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
Jake
Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Valerie
Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.
Jenna
You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?
Sadie
Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.
Jenna
I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.
Jenna
Jenna: What are you doing?
Tamara: Snooping, I found Satan's room!
Jenna: Sadie didn't just hate me she hated herself. She was as powerless to the stigma of her weight as I was to the stigma of my fake suicide. Was it possible that we had something in common?
[Jenna reads Sadie's food diary]: Jenna Hamilton is an oozing skitch!
Jenna: F- that, I had to take the bitch down.
If I wrote you an evil letter you'd better believe I'd sign my name.
Sadie
Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
Jake
Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
