I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.


Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.


There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.


I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.


In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.


Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.


For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.


Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.


The only thing open about Ally were her legs.


Awkward Season 1 Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.