Your dear mother is carting an oxygen tank and you greet her with an open flame? I can take a hint.

Mabel Cartwright

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Alice is playing games against the master of games. No, I'm not going to let her win.

August

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Mary: Where's Kate?
Luke: I figured you'd also call her.
Mary: Aren't you, like, her keeper?
Luke: Aren't you, like, her sister?

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Mary: Is the blood flow pulsing? Rhythmic?
Kate: No.
Mary: Okay, then it's not the carotid artery but you still need to close the wound. Do you have a needle and thread?
Kate: I have a staple gun.
Mary: Wouldn't be my first choice.

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Luke: What is happening?
Mary: Sorry. Doctor-vigilante confidentiality.

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Congratulations, Daddy. Now, both your daughters are killers.

Alice

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Last time I checked, bodies don't bury themselves.

Alice

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