Batwoman
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Kate: You want to break him out.
Alice: Yes, and you are going to help me.
Kate: We just took out an old lady. I'm pretty sure that sister bonding time is over.
Alice: A brownie would be nice.
Kate: Seriously?
Alice: We buried a body this morning. When did you have time to eat?
Alice: Just help me and you will never have to deal with me again.
Kate: Fine. But on one condition. We do it my way.
Alice: Considering your way involved strangling a man until he choked to death on his own blood... I would love absolutely nothing more!
I went to a dark place, Bruce, to avenge Beth, Alice, my Mom. But in saving my sister, I became more like her. And in taking out a killer, I became one myself.
Kate
So the monster who ripped this family apart all those years ago has brought us all back together. Oh, Irony, you are one SICK bitch!
Alice
Congratulations, Daddy. Now, both your daughters are killers.
Alice
Last time I checked, bodies don't bury themselves.
Alice
Your dear mother is carting an oxygen tank and you greet her with an open flame? I can take a hint.
Mabel Cartwright
Alice is playing games against the master of games. No, I'm not going to let her win.
August
Luke: What is happening?
Mary: Sorry. Doctor-vigilante confidentiality.
Mary: Where's Kate?
Luke: I figured you'd also call her.
Mary: Aren't you, like, her keeper?
Luke: Aren't you, like, her sister?
Mary: Is the blood flow pulsing? Rhythmic?
Kate: No.
Mary: Okay, then it's not the carotid artery but you still need to close the wound. Do you have a needle and thread?
Kate: I have a staple gun.
Mary: Wouldn't be my first choice.
