Favorite Being Human Quotes
Aidan: I made him, Josh. He's my son.
Josh: Did you make him without skin?!
Oh, and boys, Sally isn't here any more.
Sally
I feel like I'm the only one trying. Like I'm dangling off a cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them!
Josh
Josh: I will protect you from this. I still can.
Julia: No Josh, it's too late.
Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?
Josh
Nora: Can I get a mocha? Cuz, you know, chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Josh: You're not a dog.
Nora: But I am a canine right?
Josh: Once a month. One night a month. The rest of the time we're still us.
Oh yeah, you're right. Wildly attacking him with some rusty shears is way less messy than shooting him.
Josh
You know what? You're a ghost, talking to a werewolf making an egg-salad sandwich. I no longer computer what's weird.
Josh
You keep your condoms in the kitchen? That's just inefficient.
Julia
Uh...I have very sensitive retinas, so....
Josh
You know, we hear all about what time and gravity does to a woman's breasts, but nobody ever shines a light on what it does to a man's yam bag. It's a silent suffering.
Max
Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!
