But you know what, don't be home alone. There's a girl down the hall in 305 and she's marathoning the original 90210 and I think Donna Martin Graduates is up next! And then I will come straight home and we can do this.

Aidan

Nora: I had no idea you were so were so beautiful.
Sally: You can see me? Oh my God, Nora, I've been wanting to talk to you for so long! How can you see me? You're not dead are you?
Nora: I'm a wolf.

Aidan: But why would she do something so stupid?
Nora: Because she's in love with you ya dummy.

Sally: Did you double down on antiperspirant? You tend to sweat a lot when you're nervous.
Josh: I went through half a speed stick.

Aidan: You know, I've been thinking about last night, and you were right not to make a move.
Josh: Really?
Aidan: No. Look at them. Josh, you can't let Nora go out with that bastard.
Josh: Maybe she's into bastards; I don't know. As long as she's happy, right?

Josh: You know, I was engaged.
Sally: You were?
Josh: Yes, I'll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.

Sally: If I leave, he'll forget me.
Josh: If you stay, he'll forget you. You're not here.

Really? You can't hear me? I'm a ghost - I transcend pseudo-hippie rock.

Sally

Josh: Oh! Fun tidbit. Turns out that - Ray - is the one that did this to me. Made me what I am.
Aidan: You're kidding?
Sally: Are you okay?
Josh: Oh yeah, I'm awesome. I'm incredible. I mean, who wouldn't want to meet their weredad?

Josh: See? This is nice. It's been since, well, never, since we shared a meal together.
Aidan: You're right. Thanks mom!

Nora: You're such a nerd
Josh: Yes, but a sexy nerd. I'm like a living oxymoron.

Cindy: Are you trying to use my son to pick up girls? Because that only works with babies.
Aidan: No, puppies are good, too.

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh