Favorite Being Human Quotes
You keep your condoms in the kitchen? That's just inefficient.
Julia
Kenny, this isn't the stuff that a 17-year old should be experiencing. This isn't the life that you were supposed to have. So you should leave all of this behind and go.
Aidan
You know, you suck at being a werewolf. It's almost offensive.
Ray
Nora: Can I get a mocha? Cuz, you know, chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Josh: You're not a dog.
Nora: But I am a canine right?
Josh: Once a month. One night a month. The rest of the time we're still us.
Aidan: Does your mom cook with garlic?
Josh: I don't, I don't know. Seriously? Is that a thing? For real?
Aidan: Yes or no Josh??
Josh: I guess so. Does it kill you?
Aidan: No, no it doesn't. It just makes us...us.
Josh: Okay, okay, so stop being you. How? How do we do that?
Aidan: Ahh...feverfew
Josh: Fee..what?? Is that, is that, is that a band?
Aidan: It's an herb...Josh!
Josh: Okay, how about any other herb? Any other herb, like on earth?
Aidan Mistletoe?
Josh: How about Matza Meal. Anything I don't have to summon a warlock for?
Josh: And, you're naked. And taking a bath in the middle of dinner.
Aidan: Why are you dressed like a douche?
Josh: Because a douche gave me these clothes. No, sorry... a werewolf douche gave me these clothes.
I swear to God, if that's my high school math teacher here for an intervention, I'm going to cut my face off.
Josh
We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.
Josh
Why are there ghosts in there punching each other in the balls?
Aidan
Nora: I had no idea you were so were so beautiful.
Sally: You can see me? Oh my God, Nora, I've been wanting to talk to you for so long! How can you see me? You're not dead are you?
Nora: I'm a wolf.
But you know what, don't be home alone. There's a girl down the hall in 305 and she's marathoning the original 90210 and I think Donna Martin Graduates is up next! And then I will come straight home and we can do this.
Aidan
Josh: Hey you okay?
Aidan: Oh yeah! I am great, just great. I was going to go out and get us a keg.
Josh: Perfect.
