Dial up! Oh. Yeah. I'm old school, too. Call waiting is cool. Smart cars are dumb.

Josh

Sally: Their drinks come in bowls.
Aidan: Yep.
Sally: Best place ever.

Listen, this is what people in love do. They meet each others families and they get mercilessly judged.

Josh

Great news! If you're hungry, there are empty pizza boxes in the fridge. Yeah.

Josh

Erin: Twilight's was cool with it.
Josh: Yeah, Aidan's okay with it because when he was a teenager beer was safer than water. This is not the Mayflower. You are not a pilgrim. Upstairs. Now!

No. Because everyone who loves you dies.

Henry

I never turned my back on Aidan. I never gave up.

Josh

Nora: I think she should stay with us, at least through her first turn.
Josh: Did you hear her social worker? She, she's gonna cut us in our sleep, with a shank or a, a shiv...
Nora: I think either is acceptable.

After Danny murdered me, I spend some time ghosting, then limbo - don't recommend it - and, uh, a witch brought me back. As, uh, what you kissed.

Sally

So you want me to screen my patients and hand them over to you so you and Henry can suck them dry.

Josh

Josh: You need to snap out of it.
Sally: I'm hungry.
Josh: They're empty calories, Sally.
Sally: Everything I eat is empty calories. Nothing sticks. I had two whole chickens last night. And a tub of ice cream. I have it handled. I'm just stressing. Every time I leave the house I think I'm going to think I'm going to kill somebody.

It takes weeks chatting up losers for one clean pint!

Henry

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh