Okay, so obviously you got some weird stuff going on. You know, I was a 28-year-old virgin. I know all about baggage, but I can talk about mine.

Max

Are we going to talk about the fact that you're a vampire? Look, I'm not gonna, like, Tweet it or anything.

Kenny

So, listen, I'm really glad you guys are happy, but could you maybe try not to burn the house down? That's my only request.

Josh

I know I'm not special anymore like the other people in this house, but I still have to protect the people that I love.

Josh

Liam: You should go now.
Josh: What does that mean?
Liam: Go. Now.

This is a place of comfort. I am very comfortable. My back feels like amazing.

Sally

Sally: My friends, Nick and Zoe are coming over, and they make me want to blow my brains out.
Max: They sound like lovely people.

Oh, oh man, I am so sorry! Here I am showing you old balls and talking about massage, I mean this is work-place harassment! I am a harasser.

Max

You know, we hear all about what time and gravity does to a woman's breasts, but nobody ever shines a light on what it does to a man's yam bag. It's a silent suffering.

Max

Sally: You are not alone. But you're being a douche bag.
Aidan: Yeah, I get it.

My way killed him. My way killed everyone.

Aidan

Erin: Nora, your family's messed up. Not that I'm one to talk.
Josh: I totally think we should invite your father over for Passover.

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh