What? You're always throwing it in my face that I'm a ghost. Let's put it to use.

Sally

Josh: If he gets inside, you need to cut his head off. You need to cut it off completely, do you understand? Okay? Yes. Keep them behind you.
Dad: This is crazy!
Josh: Just do what I say.

Aidan: Does your mom cook with garlic?
Josh: I don't, I don't know. Seriously? Is that a thing? For real?
Aidan: Yes or no Josh??
Josh: I guess so. Does it kill you?
Aidan: No, no it doesn't. It just makes us...us.
Josh: Okay, okay, so stop being you. How? How do we do that?
Aidan: Ahh...feverfew
Josh: Fee..what?? Is that, is that, is that a band?
Aidan: It's an herb...Josh!
Josh: Okay, how about any other herb? Any other herb, like on earth?
Aidan Mistletoe?
Josh: How about Matza Meal. Anything I don't have to summon a warlock for?
Josh: And, you're naked. And taking a bath in the middle of dinner.

I swear to God, if that's my high school math teacher here for an intervention, I'm going to cut my face off.

Josh

Josh: And you don't have to treat me with kid gloves, either. If you wanna shout, shout.
Dad: Okay. So how long has it been, Josh?
Josh: Uh, how long has what been?
Dad: Since you thought you were a werewolf.
Josh: Did I just...did you say...did I just hear you say that you thought that I thought I was a w...

Josh: Two years is too long; they're gonna freak.
Emily: They'll be fine.
Josh: No, there will be freaking.

You're tough, Sally. If you could make any physical impact on me whatsoever, I'd be wary of you. You were strong before Danny derailed you. And you know what he is now, and you know he can't hurt you.

Aidan

Really? You can't hear me? I'm a ghost - I transcend pseudo-hippie rock.

Sally

Marcus was provoked by a lesser being. He retaliated. Time was, you would have done the same thing.

Bishop

She's so hot! Look at her boobs! I've always wanted boobs like that.

Sally

Sally: Are you in love with Elvira?
Aidan: Rebecca? I ... feel responsible for her.
Sally: Why? She looks like she can take care of herself.

So, dinner. What do people like to eat? What do WE people like to eat?

Aidan

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh