We better hurry before Pops comes back. You know he could be grabbing a tire iron or grabbing a ham, I never know.Dre
Pops: It's not a mess son, it's a dance, it's a beautiful dance. Honestly when things are good with me and your momma I never feel more alive
Dre: Until she tries to kill you.
Pops: Well then I feel lucky to be alive, I told you, it's a dance.
Ruby: Nothing was ever proven.
Pops: Yeah son, sometimes boats just blow up.
Dre: Sometimes it happens twice.
Ruby:Bless his heart, are you sure he's ours?
Pops: You know there was another black baby in that nursery, but he looked smart. I bet he was ours.
Zoey: That's disgusting. We are not playing star-crossed lovers.
Junior: It's not like we're actually kissing.
Zoey: But I might actually kill myself.
Rainbow: You better share the glory lady or I will burn down your house of lies, or should I say, casa of lies?
Ruby: I didn't do it all, your mama washed the lettuce!
It's a miracle! Jesus turned the turkey to ham!Diane
Ruby: If I didn't know you were mixed, I'd swear you were Chinese.
Rainbow: Ruby, that's racist!
Ruby: Black people can't be racist.
Dre: I was robbed by a damn Mexican!
Ruby: See, totally acceptable.
Rainbow: Now when I was a little girl my mom used to dress me and my sisters up as the three wise women and we would sing "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem."
Diane: Why, was she a drinker?
Wait, what? Mexican female Santa? No, too far from the box. Get closer, closer to the box!Dre
Josh: That was beautiful. You're going to nail Santa.
Dre: Terrible choice of words.
He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.Junior