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Oh, I get it. They charge you for all you can eat but put out food no one will eat, maniacal!
Junior
I think this cow died of natural causes.
Zoey
Dre: I found a way to save Halloween.
Rainbow: Oh that's great. I found a way to save a guy that was at the bottom of a pool for twenty minutes, but you go.
I saw the light. My entire life flashed before my eyes. I gotta do more.
Junior
The family that pranks together, stays together.
Dre
Diane had a nightmare and told me about it, and now I'm more scared than she is.
Jack
Halloween has always been my favorite holiday, and not just because it lets me show off my killer decorating skills. What? It doesn't look like a John Woo movie when you decorate for Halloween? Ha, you must not be doing it right. But what I love most about Halloween is a Johnson family tradition I like to call pranking the living crap out of each other.
Dre
Whoa, Dad actually did it. I owe Pops fifty bucks!
Diane
I told you to spank him not crush his spirit!
Pops
Damn Diane I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma, mighta held onto my Lincoln.
Pops
Oh really? Oh I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch? Well you know what? I'm keeping it!
Rainbow
He'd hidden again. It was a game to him. A game we all hated called Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows.
Dre
