I can’t believe you dated someone who married themselves. Or listened to Modest Mouse.

Hannah

Percy: That was so gross and hot at the same time. It’s not often you see a cheek kiss with tongue.
Timmy: Tongue was rough. Like a cat.

We’re “turtling” the playing field.

Hannah

Blockbuster Quotes

Eliza: What you need is to grow up.
Tim: What? I’m hella grown up.

I’d love to work with animals, but it’s tough with the language barrier.

Hannah