Ah, another day of crime fighting. We should get capes.

Eddie

Basically, if something tastes good I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be eating it.

Henry

My first C.O. once told me that if there's a conversation you've been avoiding, then that's the one you need to have.

Henry

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.

Danny

Doing the right thing may be hard but it sure as hell isn't complicated.

Frank

Danny: The good son, huh?
Kevin: There's one in every Irish family.
Danny: True.

Family is what makes us strong.

Frank

I know it's a hard choice. The right ones usually are.

Anthony

Jamie: Who sings that?
Renzulli: It's the Red Hot Sushi.
Jamie: Let's keep it that way.

Frank: Happy families are alike. Unhappy families are unhappy in their own way.
Nicky: Who said that?
Frank: Other than me? Tolstoy.

Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

Danny

Pit Bulls. They're like ex-boxers in a bar. Everyone taunts them and then acts shocked when they punch back. I always think they get a raw deal, plus they're adorable.

Jamie