Mr. Frond: So, I guess the way this whole time capsule thing works is now we have to do one.
Tina: You mean we get to do one.
Mr. Frond: Sure. And since you've shown an interest, how'd you like to coordinate it? So I don't have to.
Tina: Me? Really?
Mr. Frond: Yeah, get some submissions from students-
Tina: Decide what best represents Wagstaff? Who lives, who dies, who tells their story?
Mr. Frond: Kind of regretting this now.

Louise: It's like we share a brain sometimes!
Tina: Sister brain. I have to pee. Do you have to pee, too? Sister bladder?
Louise: Uh, no.

Strawberry lemongrass is the flavor of our time!

Tammy

Tina's killing it up there. And by "it," I mean "my interest."

Gene

Mr. Frond: Get ready for the time capsule that was buried at Wagstaff fifty years ago! Thank you, Mr. Branca, for digging it up.
Mr. Branca: Not my job, but it's okay.
Jocelyn: Oh, I thought there was a guy buried there named Tim Capsule.

Bob's Burgers Season 11 Episode 5 Quotes

Tina's killing it up there. And by "it," I mean "my interest."

Gene

Mr. Frond: Get ready for the time capsule that was buried at Wagstaff fifty years ago! Thank you, Mr. Branca, for digging it up.
Mr. Branca: Not my job, but it's okay.
Jocelyn: Oh, I thought there was a guy buried there named Tim Capsule.