Favorite Bones Quotes
Brennan: Cannabis has been used for thousands of years in a medicinal capacity. Even the ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids.
Booth: Which, you know, they probably got from sitting around being stoned all day.
Is it me, or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Hodgins
Cam: It's not that big a deal, really.
Hodgins: That's what I said until Angela's dad knocked me out and tattooed me.
Cam: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?
Brennan: You know, Christine and I could come to Germany too.
Booth: But you know I wouldn't ask you to do that. Your work is here.
Brennan: So you'd stand in the way of us having a new and possibly life changing experience. That seems selfish, Booth.
Booth: You'd really uproot everything?
Brennan: Wouldn't you?
Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?
Brennan: He's a killer.
Booth: Yeah, but who he killed. In the old west they would have made him a sheriff.
Brennan: What does it mean to Brennan someone. Is that a compliment? Dr. Sweets seems to be very thorough.
Sweets: Thank you!
Cam: You risked the remains by trying a technique you weren't sure was gonna work?
Warren: Yeah... thanks for all the pineapples and trusting me. I'm thinkin' Mai Tais after work.
Cam: But I don't trust you. Not now.
Hodgins: It was risky, but I gotta say -- science was on her side.
Guys, really, I don't have any problem with any of this. I think you look really pretty in your dress, but I prefer pants.
Booth
OK. I was feelin' it there for a minute, but I guess my Sweetsdar is way off.
Ms. Warren
So this lovely dude lady was beating with a plumbing pipe? Come on!
Ms. Warren
Ms. Warren: Well. That was a good start.
Sweets: I think I pulled a muscle.
Ms. Warren: I would be disappointed if you didn't.
