Popular Bones Quotes
Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Brennan) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.
I was turned on by tiger urine?
Angela
Brennan: I thought you would be with Booth.
Cam: Questioning people isn't, really my thing. Most of the time I just wanna ... beat them until they tell me what I wanna hear.
Brennan: I know, it gets frustrating and, hitting can often be quite effective.
Clark: And you both work with the Justice Department.
Brennan: Yes.
Clark: Ironic.
Brennan: Diane Sidmans's role was important to the Large Hadron Collider team?
Landis Collar: The effort to find the Higgs-Boson will be set back months.
Sweets: The mask could have been used by the killer to dehumanize the victim, allowing whoever decapted her to distance himself form the ugly reality of her death.
Dr. Tanaka: Mmm, you are entering the realm of psychology, an field of unverifiable speculation. Perhaps I could be of further help to Dr. Brennan.
Sweets: Sometimes I hate hard science. I know that seems immature, but thats just how I feel.
No, this is original. Uh not representing any of the well-known characters -- Sailor Moon, Faye Valentine, Motoko.
Dr. Tanaka
Cam: Why would someone cut the head off a body here (points at a place on a map) and drive miles away to dispose of the head here (points at another place on the map)?
Hodgins: I rarely find motive in bird vomit.
Arastoo: He mistrusts Muslims.
Cam: Go, grab a beer together, but I am saying no to this experiment.
Hodgins: Yeah, I got that during that part where you said "no" seven times in a row.
Cam: I find that you don't pay attention to the first six.
Cam: Professor Twardosh was not Beaver's sex partner.
Booth: Okay, did anyone think that? Honestly. Because, I did not.
Brennan: Booth believes that the cringe factor was too high, even though cringe factor is not a valid mathematical construct.
Booth: Believe me, it is.
Booth: You really liked holding that kid didn't you?
Brennan: Yeah. I've been thinking about how exciting it would be to expose my own child to early pattern recognition.
Booth: You know they like singing and uh, when you make funny faces at 'em too.
Brennan: Yeah of course. I-I will make a diverse schedule.
Angela: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher ... and his discount sperm?
Brennan: No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.
Angela: So, it's because Booth is hot?
Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.
